Cocktail Tips

I once tended bar and liked to devise my own concoctions. Here's one: Mix a jigger of self-righteousness with a jigger of self-congratulation, add a pinch of smugness and dashes of entitlement and false humility. Shake it all up in a swag bag with a double shot of stupidity, pour it over icy indifference and garnish with a designer logo or awareness ribbon. I call it the Oscar.